The Nose

This guide refers to the story as it appears in the 1965 Norton Library edition of The Overcoat & Other Tales of Good and Evil, translated by David Magarshack.

Nikolai Gogol’s short story “The Nose,” written between 1835 and 1836, was originally published in The Contemporary, a literary journal owned by famed Russian Romantic poet Alexander Pushkin. A satire on bureaucratic life in the Tsarist capital of St. Petersburg, “The Nose” has since become an important part of St. Petersburg’s literary tradition and, along with Gogol’s other work, a foundational influence on the literary modernists of the early 20th century.

The story’s protagonist is Collegiate Assessor Major Kovalyov, a civil servant who wakes up one day to find his nose missing. After the nose takes on a life of its own and begins parading around in uniform, institution after institution fails Kovalyov as he tries to get it back. However, instead of humbling himself and coming to terms with the consequences of his vanity, when he wakes up one day to find his nose restored, Kovalyov seems to be even more shallow and self-centered than he was before he lost it.

Part 1 begins in St. Petersburg on March 25, where cynical, alcoholic barber Ivan Yakovlevich wakes up to the smell of fresh bread baked by his ornery wife Praskovya Osipovna. As he’s about to eat the bread, he discovers a nose inside one of the loaves. Praskovya immediately accuses Ivan of having taken off one of his customers’ noses during a shave, at which point Ivan realizes the nose belongs to Collegiate Assessor “Major” Kovalyov, whom he shaves every Wednesday and Sunday.

Praskovya, threatening to alert the police, kicks out the baffled Ivan, who, afraid he might be arrested, wraps the nose in a rag, takes it to a bridge, and tosses both the nose and the rag into the river below. Relieved, Ivan sets off to get a drink, but he’s stopped by a police officer who saw him throw the rag off the bridge. Ivan tries to lie his way out of it, then tries to bribe the officer with a shave, but the officer stubbornly demands to know what was in the rag. At this point, concluding Part 1, the narrator declares that nothing is known of what happened next.

Part 2 begins with the vain and prideful Major Kovalyov waking to find a smooth surface where his nose once was. He immediately starts to make his way to the chief of police, wrapping his face with a handkerchief to pretend his nose is bleeding. He stops by a coffee house and checks himself in the window. Sure enough, his nose is still missing. Then, as he passes by a house, a carriage pulls up and Kovalyov’s Nose steps out in a plumed hat, gold-embroidered uniform, big stand-up collar, and doeskin breeches, with a sword at his side—the uniform of a State Councillor. The Nose enters the house, and Kovalyov stands there in shock until the Nose returns, enters the carriage, and drives away.

Kovalyov chases after the carriage a short distance to a cathedral. He enters the cathedral in search of the Nose and finds him deep in prayer. Kovalyov confronts the Nose and attempts, haltingly, to explain the situation. Searching for the right words, he cites various markers of his own social status as evidence that he deserves a nose. Kovalyov’s speech is so fragmented and circumspect that the Nose doesn’t understand what he is talking about, but when Kovalyov finally states the problem directly, explaining to the Nose that he is, in fact, Kovalyov’s nose, the Nose becomes indignant, declaring his own independent existence and noting haughtily that, based on the differences in their uniforms, there can be no relation between them.

As the speechless Kovalyov is distracted by a sudden influx of worshipers, the Nose disappears. Kovalyov hails a cab and makes it to the police department, where he misses the police chief by one minute. He gets back into the cab and goes to the newspaper office, where he plans to place an advertisement describing the Nose in hopes that someone will return him or offer some information leading to him. When he gets there, he finds an entire crowd of all kinds of people trying to place advertisements so they can sell various things: junk, property, animals, even serf labor.

The newspaper clerk refuses to print Kovalyov’s advertisement, citing its absurdity, and tells him to go to the doctor. Kovalyov finally makes it to the police inspector, who by this time is done with work and ready to retire for the night. Kovalyov returns home discouraged, abuses his valet Ivan, and begins to suspect one Mrs. Podtochina, who wants Kovalyov to marry her daughter, of hiring an old witch woman to curse him.

At that moment, the police officer who confronted Ivan on the bridge in the first part of the story arrives at Kovalyov’s place and informs him that his nose has been recovered as it was trying to skip town, and that in fact he has brought it with him. The person to blame for everything, the police officer says, is Ivan Yakovlevich, who was also guilty of theft in a separate incident and is now locked away. Kovalyov tips the police officer, who then leaves.

But now Kovalyov has a new problem: the nose isn’t sticking to his face. He sends for a doctor. The doctor tells him he can’t do anything about it either, so he writes to Mrs. Podtochina, accusing her of casting a spell on him. She writes back, misunderstanding his letter, and offers him her daughter’s hand in marriage in response.

Part 3 opens on April 7th, when Kovalyov wakes up with his nose restored. He greets his valet Ivan, receives a shave from Ivan Yakovlevich, returns to the coffee shop to buy a hot chocolate, checking his nose all along the way, and lastly meets up with Mrs. Podtochina and her daughter. He enjoys their flattering attention and makes a show of stuffing both his nostrils with snuff, as if gloating over the fact that he has a nose, but privately he reiterates to himself that he never had any intention of marrying this “stupid female” (231).

Kovalyov happily returns to his ordinary life, and the story ends with the narrator claiming that while nonsensical events such as a nose going missing in this way are rare, and while he can’t understand why anyone would choose to write about such things, they do happen.